: read any good pants lately? :
Is that an instruction book sewn into your Levi’s? A magazine? A phone directory? A Pynchon novel? Heck, no, that’s four pages of teeny tiny, densely…
: don’t try this at home :
Or anywhere else for that matter. Here’s the thing: I made the mistake of trying to order DSL service through AT&T. What was I thinking? AT&T?!?…
: weak fingers are my achilles heel :
In a recent job search, I was outed as a clumsy, weak-fingered, hunt-and-pecker. In other words, I took a typing test. At the end of said…
: do you smell something? :
A Reader’s Poll It’s probably me. Or maybe the blog. Or maybe, and this is what I’m really hoping, I’m making a mountain out of a…
: so much for the mayans :
The New Agers and pop culturalists were wrong; Mayan calendars do not predict the end of the world in 2012. And archaeologists can prove it. They’ve…
: invasion of the giant pink underpants :
I awoke to a dire situation this morning: I was down to my last clean pair of underwear. The unsightly, ill-fitting, for-emergency-use-only, I’ll die-if-anyone-sees-me-in-these, elastic sprung,…
