Blogdramedy was the scene of an early morning tragedy today. An intruder, armed with an internet connection, crashed onto the weblog and murdered the English language. Mowed it down in cold blood — authorities will need dental records to identify the horribly gruesome remains. Modifiers were left dangling, infinitives were dismembered, split in twos and threes. Perhaps most shocking of all is evidence of syntax being senselessly and cruelly tortured.
Who in their right mind would do such a thing? What kind of sick, twisted person is this? Okay, stop, I did. I’m the perp. But I couldn’t stop myself, I enjoyed doing it. Forgive me.
You’d better go look before they hose down the crime scene. Seriously, it’s ugly. The experience could leave you warped. Ready? Click here. And, please, suppress your gag reflex.
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