Blogdramedy was the scene of an early morning tragedy today. An intruder, armed with an internet connection, crashed onto the weblog and murdered the English language. Mowed it down in cold blood — authorities will need dental records to identify the horribly gruesome remains. Modifiers were left dangling, infinitives were dismembered, split in twos and threes. Perhaps most shocking of all is evidence of syntax being senselessly and cruelly tortured.
Who in their right mind would do such a thing? What kind of sick, twisted person is this? Okay, stop, I did. I’m the perp. But I couldn’t stop myself, I enjoyed doing it. Forgive me.
You’d better go look before they hose down the crime scene. Seriously, it’s ugly. The experience could leave you warped. Ready? Click here. And, please, suppress your gag reflex.
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8 responses to “: while you slept, calamity struck :”
I do not even know how I ended upp here, but I thought this post was great.
I don’t know who you are but certainly you’re going to a famous blogger if you aren’t already ;)
Flatterer : )
Thanks, filesclip, I needed that.
Really? I was aiming for readable, but I like brilliant a whole lot better. Thank you.
And I forgot to mention…head over to my place and reply to comments. Or not. Totally up to you.
Great, I’m on my way, BD.
You’re in luck. I own a mop.
Terrific. Now all I need is a refresher course in composition. And grammar.