: pass the salt :
You know the Paul Simon song, “Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes?” I hate to ruin the allusion, but those aren’t diamonds. That’s road salt.…
You know the Paul Simon song, “Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes?” I hate to ruin the allusion, but those aren’t diamonds. That’s road salt.…
Granted, no one’s chasing me with a stick, but give it time. That will be next in the cavalcade of misfortune. Right now, though, I have…
You know, my coat froze once while I waited for the school bus, but never my shoes. This was a completely new experience for me. The…
Cold such as this defies description. You can’t see it or imagine it or protect yourself from it. You want the ugly particulars? Fine, the temperature…
Today is National Trivia Day, ladies and gentlemen. A pretty big honor for such little bits of information, wouldn’t you say? We’ve devoted a whole day…
T.S. Eliot was wrong; he said April was the cruelest¹. Well, what does he know? He was a poet², for crying out loud, a notoriously flaky…