Year: 2014
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: half-baked X :
No. This is not a pornographic half-baked, you perverts. Oh, don’t look so disappointed, it’s #10 in the series — you know, 10? X in Roman numerals? Sheesh, get your dirty minds out of the gutter. I’m trying to get myself a little more organized here, what with the holidays breathing down our necks and…
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: wings :
Okay, we’re all familiar with the old chestnut, ‘every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings,’ from It’s A Wonderful Life. Well, I’m no angel, but ding, ding, ding, I got wings. Mine aren’t the feathery, wispy things that flap. Mine came in the form of a black, four-door sedan with just under…
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: thankful? me? ha, good one :
This hasn’t been my best year, ladies and gentlemen. No, this one officially qualifies as an ordeal. A tribulation (in theological terms). Oh, Hell, it’s an effing nightmare. I’ve been battered and trounced and kicked while I’m down. I’ve taken a pasting. Yet here we are, on the brink of Thanksgiving, a day of celebration…
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: earth to neptune :
This is Neptune. It’s a lovely blue color. The average temperature hovers around -200º Celsius and it’s 2.8 billion miles from the Sun. Brrr. This is Earth. I’m a lovely blue color and I’m flipping f-f-f-f-freezing, man. Copyright © 2014 Publikworks
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: mr. monk was right :
The world, and especially your office building, is a germ-infested cesspool. You can’t see them or smell them, but they’re there. Waiting to pounce. So I feel it’s my duty to caution you: don’t touch anything. Put your hands in your pockets and leave them there. Seriously. A new study revealed a virus can spread…
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