: the cold, harsh reality :

Say what you will about the holidays, they’re expensive and exhausting and fattening, but they’re a welcome distraction.

See, the holidays keep us occupied, leaving time for little else. We plan and party and decorate, we hang our stockings and deck the halls and toast the New Year. Then, before we know it, poof, they’re gone. And what are we left with? Winter.

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Cruel, isn’t it? Winter is nature’s way of pulling the rug out from under us. Heck, this isn’t a season, it’s a cage match — us against the elements. We don’t stand a chance.

Cold is a given, of course, the bone-chilling, teeth-chattering kind, but it’s the other stuff we need to worry about. The blizzards and polar vortexes and ice storms and power outages, things like that. We’ll be brought to our knees by this ordeal, ladies and gentlemen, and more than once.

Snowflakes by the zillions will fall on our heads, burying us and snarling traffic. Icicles will dangle perilously overhead, the wind will bring tears to our eyes, and we’ll face constant nuisances: static electricity, frozen car doors, hat hair, slippery sidewalks, windshield scraping, and on and on and on. The list is endless and wearying.

But take heart, winter can’t last forever. It might seem like it, but it can’t. The days are already growing longer and the earth inches closer to the sun. So keep your hat on. Your coat and gloves, too. And a muffler. Thermal underwear and wooly socks, a couple sweaters, ear muffs, and a forced air furnace will come in handy, as well.

If all else fails? Hibernate. And pray for an early spring.

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20 Responses to “: the cold, harsh reality :”

  1. silkpurseproductions

    Are you sure winter can’t last forever? I do not remember summer happening. Did I blink?
    Yes, winter is one of those time that I have to use my mantra endlessly. No one can hear it but me because I have my face totally wrapped in a scarf.
    “I love Canada. I love Canada. I love Canada.” That’s usually when I fall on my butt from slipping on ice and have to start it all over again. “I love Canada…”

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  2. 1pointperspective

    I just broke in my new snow shovel. We only got a couple of inches, but you gotta hit that white crap hard and let it know who’s boss.

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    • publikworks

      Well, let me ask you something: can a person use dynamite for snow removal? I think that would be a lot of fun.

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  3. redsall

    Come on over to Sydney! High 20C every day. Ocean temperature around 19C. Space stations overhead.
    I wouldn’t mind a bit of snow!

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    • publikworks

      Come and get it, we have plenty. And it’s free for the taking. I’ll even ride back to Sydney with you to help unload! Is that a deal?

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  4. asunstarmoon

    Your definitely right , Winter is getting intense. And we need to be ready for it . Here in Arizona , we had 2 good days of snow , enough to get the whole lot of us cold . Nice post (:

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    • publikworks

      Arizona? You guys get snow? Really? Wow.

      You’re still lucky, though. A two day winter would be nothing short of a miracle here. Heck, twenty degrees would be a miracle :o/

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