: stop the presses :

press 2At last check, something like 600,000 titles are published annually in the United States alone. That’s roughly 12,000 books a week; 1,600 a day. I can’t keep up with that. Can you keep up with that? Hell, speed-reader Evelyn Woods would need the CliffsNotes. We’re human, you know?

No matter how hard we try, no matter how much we may want to, we can’t read everything. The eyestrain would kill us. Besides, books are only the tip of a very deep iceberg. There are emails and texts and tweets by the dozens, magazines, instruction manuals, graffiti, and t-shirts. Oy, there’s no shortage of reading material. Everywhere you look — words. And they demand to be read.

We need to be selective. So I am, I’m picky. I’m also opinionated and, sometimes, wrong. That being said, here are a few suggestions for your reading list and a couple to avoid:

crayons

The Day the Crayons Quit — Drew Daywalt
I’m a sucker for kids’ books. And this is one of the best; better even than Dr. Seuss and I adore Dr. Seuss. The illustrations are terrific and the story itself is a delightful tale of crayons expressing themselves — in writing. Turns out they’re complainers. This is a wonderful story, told outside the lines.

descentDescent — Tim Johnson
A family vacation, the Rocky Mountains, a kidnapping, and uh-oh. Sounds like every other mystery, doesn’t it? Well, it’s not. There are twists and turns you’ll never see coming, and it’s literate, besides. All the reviews say this a stay-up-all-night book, and guess what: they’re right.

Fourth of July Creek — Smith Henderson
I wasn’t sure this would be worth reading — it’s set in remote Montana and involves a survivalist,creek his eleven-year old son, and a social worker with problems of his own. But I was curious; the author’s a copywriter at Weiden Kennedy. So I got it at the library and was surprised by how good it is. Trust and betrayal, loyalty and hope, all the big life issues are here, as well as fully realized characters. It’s kind of terrific, actually.

lobsterLast Night at the Lobster — Stewart O’Nan
There’s nothing flashy or trendy about this book, nothing hip. The manager of a Red Lobster shoots for lofty standards on the last night of operation — the restaurant is being forced to close by corporate. It’s a simple, ennobling story of getting by. Most of all, it’s about not giving up. Poignant and touching and too damn short.

 The Don’ts

Night Film — Marisha Pessl
The author tried way too hard to be Donna Tartt. This thing is a convoluted mess, with pretentioufilms language and an overdose of metaphors. Something about a reclusive director and the Internet, maybe a murder. I think it’s supposed to be a mystery, I’m not sure. Pessl’s first book, Special Topics in Calamity Physics, was marginally better, which is why I mistakenly bought this one. I won’t do that again.

 Horrorstör — Grady Hendrix
horrorstörThis sounded like such a clever premise; a haunted furniture store (think IKEA). Oooooo, spooky. Well, a few staffers spend the night in order to locate the cause of mysterious events and encounter otherworldly, zombie-like creatures who don’t like being disturbed. Who does? It’s 240 pages long; 150 of them describe how bad it smells. The best thing about the book is the design; it’s like a furniture catalog. Otherwise? A yawn.

Of course, I’m neither trained nor licensed as a reviewer. These are only my opinions, you may feel differently. Many do. Happy reading, boys and girls.

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19 responses to “: stop the presses :”

  1. Thank you– I am most definitely buying “The Day the Crayons Quit.”

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    1. Oh, how wonderful! You’ll love it and suddenly start smelling Crayolas as you read.

      Please let me know what you think :o)

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  2. Thanks for the book reviews. I was looking for a new book, and “Descent” sounds like a good choice. I’ll let you know what I think.

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    1. Do. I’m dying to know.

      You might want to check out ‘Some Dead Genius’, too. It’s by Lenny Kleinfeld and oh-so-good …

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  3. Obviously I need to take a speed reading course.

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    1. Ditto, BD. I’ll need an amphetamine drip, as well.

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  4. Thanks for the recommendations. I’ll try them through my library. Isn’t the library becoming an anachronism? Like the public phone box. ‘They had a whole big thing on the street just to have a phone in it?’ Hilarious.
    My favourite book last year was The Trout Opera by Matthew Condon, a Queensland writer. Big and sweeping and literary and ripping i thought it was wonderful. Thanks for the post and the blog.

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    1. Libraries are trying to maintain their relevance with wi-fi and e-books and computer access. I hope they can hang in there.

      The Trout Opera sounds terrific, redsall, I think I’ll check it out :o)

      Oh, the post was my pleasure; thank you for stopping by. You’re a hoot.

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      1. Thanks for the rap! Your blog reads well too but man it LOOKS gorgeous. Well done.

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        1. Awww, thank you redsall. You’re the best.

          I wish I could take the credit, but it’s the theme. Seriously. Even after 3 years, I still love the clean, uncluttered look. In my opinion, it’s the best theme WordPress offers — bar none. I picked it, though, does that count?

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  5. Thanks for the suggestions. I’ve been enjoying reading things fellow bloggers recommend. It has given me the opportunity to read some stuff I might not have chosen for myself. So far I haven’t been disappointed. My big consumption of words would be blogs I just got a rude awakening when I found out exactly how far behind I have gotten on my blog reading.

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    1. You’ve had more important things to worry about, Michelle. How is your nephew? I’ve been thinking about you and sending good, happy thoughts.

      Book recommendations, too :o)

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      1. He has a lot of work ahead of him. Mostly it is pain management now and then there will be rehabilitation. It won’t be an instant recovery but he will be OK. Thank you for asking.

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        1. Oh, boy, pain is frustrating and maddening. I hope he can get a grip on it and slog through quickly. At least he’s on the mend, right? That’s good to hear. Yay!

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  6. Why are zombies always so antisocial? Someone needs to get them to see a therapist.

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    1. A fashion stylist might be helpful, too. And mouthwash.

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