The first is the new header. See it? It just went up this morning. Go ahead, press your nose against the monitor — it still has the new header smell. So what do you think? I did two executions and couldn’t decide between them, dithering back and forth all day. I like the other one, but it looks, I don’t know, elegant or something. No, not elegant, kicky? Ladylike?
The point is, I’m none of those things. And I don’t want to give people the wrong impression. They’d expect stylish and trendy and find … um, this. There’d be a nasty backlash, ladies and gentlemen. Name calling, angry comments, scorn. So I went with the loopy one to be safe; I can live up to loopy. Blindfolded and one arm tied behind my back.
Did I make the right choice or is the polished appearance a refreshing change? I admit, I prefer the hypnotizing affect of the concentric rings. The dizziness makes me woozy, light-headed. Then again, the woman in profile is lovely, very Audrey Hepburn. And, you know, we do share a similar hair color, Audrey and I, but the likeness ends there.
Crap, I should just start over, shouldn’t I? They’re both embarrassing. I am such an amateur. Let’s move on, all right?
Here’s surprise two: Tom Hanks. Using the subway. In New York. How can you not love the guy? He has ten zillion dollars and he schleps around Manhattan on the subway. Admirable certainly, but notice he’s taking up two seats — the dreaded manspreading is verboten. Whoopsie. Pffft, who cares? It’s Tom Hanks. On the damn subway like the rest of us.
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