All right, who’s hogging all the degrees? Cough ’em up.
They’re out there, I know they are. Hiding. Please check under your beds, behind the furnace, in your shoe, anywhere a degree could hide. They’re very slippery and sneaky as Hell.
If you find any wayward deserters, please send them my way. Via FedEx. I’m missing about 80 of the little bastards.
My warmest thanks.
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We finally gave up. Twenty-four hours and one carry-on bag later, we’re in Puglia, Italy. And found your missing degrees. *grin*
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Aww, crap. They’ll never make it through Customs.
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Wow it’s even warmer in the nordics!!
http://www.danikamaia.com
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It’s warmer everywhere! Maybe even in Siberia, although I haven’t checked the weather there yet.
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I would gladly swap you our degrees for yours. I don’t know the last time we had anything that was a minus in double digits. You actually still have plus degrees.
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It was subzero overnight if that makes you feel any better. This winter has just been brutal, Michelle — and we’re hundreds of miles south of you. I’d try to imagine how cold you are, but this is plenty bad enough. Sorry and remember to zip up, my cold little friend. :o)
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Consider me zipped and bundled.
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And stay away from windows and doors and drafty rooms.
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If only it worked that way – then Hawai’i and Florida could subsidize the Midwest in the winter and just make it more pleasant all around for us.
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What a wonderful thought, Athena! If they could siphon off some of their summer heat and store it for our use in winter, why, we could all retire there without the bother of moving. Are you related to any Einsteins? :o)
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