All right, who’s hogging all the degrees? Cough ’em up.
They’re out there, I know they are. Hiding. Please check under your beds, behind the furnace, in your shoe, anywhere a degree could hide. They’re very slippery and sneaky as Hell.
If you find any wayward deserters, please send them my way. Via FedEx. I’m missing about 80 of the little bastards.
My warmest thanks.