: blow it off :

bubble boyDon’t go to work. Don’t do the dishes. Don’t lift a finger or move a muscle. Today, my friends, is a day we’ve dreamed of and longed for. It’s the genuine Lazy Day!

Seriously. August 10th has been officially sanctioned, designated, and appointed as such. Probably has something to do with these being dog days, what with summer and all. Does it matter? No, we have 24 glorious hours devoted to nothing but sloth and shiftlessness. So, go ahead wallow. Be a slug. That’s what today is for.

It’s your golden opportunity to be the feckless good-for-nothing you’ve always wanted. Come on, don’t think about it, just stop what you’re doi — is that the ice cream truck?

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14 thoughts on “: blow it off :

  1. I feel like I’m the only one who is stressed out by being sedentary. It’d be very helpful actually if you could make an instructional post on how to be properly lazy. Thank you!

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