I shouldn’t encourage tactless, insulting behavior, but what the Hell. Let’s go ahead and thumb our noses at winter. The damn thing is finally and officially kaput. We can all breathe a huge sigh of relief.
I shouldn’t say all; many, many people enjoy winter and its various activities. Skiing, for example. Snowboarding, ice skating, ice fishing, sledding, snowmobiling, breaking a leg on icy pavement, freezing like a fish stick. We needn’t include them.
For the rest of us, this is a day we’ve long awaited. So I’ll resort to my slacker’s bag-o’-tricks — sprinkle in an assortment of handy, ready-made quotes, stir in a link, add an image, some unsolicited advice, and presto, a post is made.
Springtime beckons, boys and girls, I shan’t keep it waiting.
If those failed to ignite a spark of bliss, this oughta do the trick — unless you’re the guy who froze like a fish stick.
As a final, last-ditch effort, you could try the old open-a-window ruse. Sweet, fresh air works every time. Hello, springtime!