Move. April Fool’s Day is coming and we have two options: prank or be pranked. It’s your choice. If you want to be the pranker, congratulations, you’re in the right place. As you’d expect, I have a few sure-to-please suggestions for your underhanded activities.
∞ Hard boil all the eggs in the carton and put them back in the refrigerator.
∞ Change the language on a colleague’s computer (更改语言同事的电脑上)
∞ Put talcum powder (or confetti) in the hair dryer.
∞ Duct tape an air horn under someone’s desk chair.
∞ Take a screen shot of a co-worker’s computer desktop, then move all the icons and use the screen shot as wallpaper.
∞ Exchange the cream filling in the Oreo’s with toothpaste.
∞ And, if all else fails, trot out the old Saran Wrap on the toilet seat ploy. Works every time.
Now, if you prefer to be pranked, I have a quick suggestion for that, too: get help.
One final recommendation: keep a squirt gun and Silly String on hand at all times. Or, better yet, pack a bag with the essentials (spray paint, Super Glue, clear nail polish, cash for bail), then you can relax.
Wait, what am I saying? You can’t relax, not today, and you certainly can’t trust anyone. Not even your mother. Maybe especially your mother. Now, go forth and make mischief.