: oy :

sewage    Just when you think politics can’t possibly sink any lower, here come the backhoes. Craven depravity, we’re learning, is bottomless.

So while politicians are busy embarrassing themselves and the entire effing country, let’s ignore them. They won’t go away, but we needn’t give them an audience. Try these, instead:

knock-knock

Feel better? You should, an occasional laugh is very beneficial to your mental health. Now go buy some earplugs and hum a show tune until, oh, 2036.

oy

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9 Responses to “: oy :”

  1. davekingsbury

    Here’s one I heard recently.

    Will you remember me next year?
    (Yes)
    Will you remember me next week?
    (Yes)
    Will you remember me tomorrow?
    (Yes)
    Knock knock.
    (Who’s there?)
    So you forgot me already!

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