: dear mr. trump :

It’s already been 97± days.

Please, don’t forget to build your wall. Build it high and build it mighty. But don’t stop at the southern border, keep going. Surround America with cement and barbed wire, electrify every centimeter, add guard stations and land mines, spend trillions and zillions of dollars. Cost is no object.

Put up a thick, towering, impenetrable, very beautiful wall and we will all — Democrat, Republican, Independent — sleep better at night. Just as long as you’re on the other side of it.

Seriously, go away. You’re scaring people.

Very, very sincerely yours,


copyright © 2017 the whirly girl

12 responses to “: dear mr. trump :”

  1. I’m a bit late to this post, but I love this so much! Definitely gets funnier as Trump makes more of a mess of things.

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    1. Aw, thanks! He sure makes my job easier. But I’d happily make the sacrifice if only he’d dry up and blow away 🌬

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  2. “And so I say to you, Mr. Trump…
    Tear down this wall…”

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    1. But isn’t it more fun to tear down Mr. Trump?

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      1. Well… SURE!!!
        But I was quoting Reagan, whom the Drumpf has certainly been fond of quoting, himself…

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        1. Then he needs a sense of humor and a much better speechwriter. Oh, ick, I can’t think of a more horrible job. Ew ew ew!

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    1. Thank you, ma’am :o)


  3. I recall a Twitter comment – from one of we lucky people not presided over by Trump, not directly anyway – that suggested:

    “Go ahead Mr Trump and build your wall – we’ll convince Canada to build one too, and the rest of us will chip in for a lid!”

    Nothing personal…it’s an idea, though ;-)

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    1. Good idea! But let’s save time and money — put him on an inflatable raft and set him adrift far from populated areas :o)

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  4. Yes, you are funny. Luv it.

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    1. Wow, your comment was a swell surprise, thank you!

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