The recent malware / ransomware cyberattack has sent international law enforcement into an absolute tailspin in their search for the hackers. The attack late last week claimed at least 200,000 victims in 150 countries worldwide — hospitals, car plants, Chinese universities, the Russian Ministry of Interior.
Investigators are looking under every rock, checking under beds, behind doors, searching closets and chat rooms and digital networks. The dark web is teeming with diabolical types, after all. Time is of the essence and the race is on to find the person or persons responsible. No stone will go unturned in the frenzy to catch these dastardly villains.
Duh. What are they thinking?
This is obviously the handiwork of Obama, probably with a hand from Hillary. Their fingerprints are all over this little caper. After wiretapping Trump, a small-scale practice run, they’ve moved on to worldwide domination.
Jeez, even I can see that. Sad.
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16 responses to “: what’s the big mystery? :”
If Trump reads this his next speech will be all about how people know this. He will use it as one of his diversion tactics. But, hey, you will get a whole new following. ;-)
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Wait. Trump can read?
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Wait. What? I forgot. You’re probably right. Maybe it will be OK. He couldn’t possibly have gotten further than, “See Dick. See Jane. See Trump. See Trump jump. (probably Jane)>”
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You’re a comic genius :o]
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Conspiracy theories are being spread to hide the fact that we couldn’t organise a booze-up in a brewery … ;)
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Bwahaha, wanna trade? Please say yes.
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There’s a big market in fake news, I understand, but of course all mine is real … oh yes it is!!!
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Well, of course it is. My news isn’t even news. It’s, um … can I get back to you on that?
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… well… the second one, anyway…
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No fair, I’ve no witty comeback. Nothing. I’m speechless 🤷♀️
Will you settle for a yuge thank you?!?
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That would be bigly tremendous…
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You’re a major, major star!
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Love your thoughts and comments the sarcasm bleeds through the words.
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That little stunt, the sarcasm thing, has gotten me in more trouble than you can imagine.
You might be the first person to appreciate it. Thank you :o)
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The first, perhaps, but not the only one. ;-)
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Thank you, that’s so terrific to hear. I’ll try very, very hard not to let this encourage me :o)
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