Never has there been a person who’s accomplished more, succeeded more, done more than I have. I’m actually more active than it’s possible for a human to be. Because I’m not human. I’m superhuman. I’m super-duper human and I do things at a record-setting pace. Big, huge, incredibly great things. Believe me.
I use tons of major adjectives, the really good ones with lots of syllables, like classy and fantastic. And I have gobs of terrific pens, with ink. I use them to write my name. People gather to watch me sign things. Then clap their hands because they’re so impressed 
by my penmanship. They should be impressed, they should drop to their knees. I’m that magnificent.
I play golf, too, it’s a great game I definitely don’t cheat at. I ride around in my own personal golf cart — it has the Presidential Seal taped to the front — and I crash weddings. I even invent tremendous new words, like covfefe, that’s mine. Only a few people know what it means, but it’s a tremendous meaning, the best meaning ever, trust me. Totally amazing. I’ll tell you someday. Maybe. In a couple weeks. Soon.
Right now I’m making plans to change the name of the Internet to the interwhirly. I’ve already taken steps to accomplish this and they’ve been met with such praise, so much praise. The world demands the interwhirly.
And that’s because I’m a winner. Everyone says so …
You may now praise my magnificent, perfectly perfect self. Please keep your comments short and grossly overblown, use my name a lot, otherwise I’ll stop reading. Your cooperation is expected.
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the whirly girl 
52 responses to “: I’m so fabulous, comments now open :”
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Honestly, I’m living for your trump posts rn … so funny xx
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Thanks! As entertainment, he’s hilarious and has no shame. But I’d trade the laughs for a rational, stable-minded individual. Somebody like Al Franken — he’s funny, but not a danger to society :o)
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yeah, definitely! I’d never heard of Al Franken so I just did a quick google search and wow he actually sounds pretty damn good! xx
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I think he’s brilliant and one of the funniest guys ever. I’d marry him in a heartbeat — if only he’d ask …
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oh if only!
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💔😢
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hm or you could propose to him … sadly I think there’d be some security issues with that plan tho
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~sigh~
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~sighs more exasperatedly because lets be honest you’d probably blog about the wedding and damn that’d be a good read*
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🙃
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Woohoo, I hit my goal 🎯
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Was lmao the entire time 😂😂😂
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There is no one like you. You are the best. Believe me when I tell you because I have seen a lot of bloggers. Trust me. You’re amazing!!!
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You’re absolutely right, I’m amazing. Thanks for noticing, you have a good eye 👏
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most epic blog ever. i died from laughter and i ain’t even made about it. WHIRLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
keep up the amazing work, can’t wait to see what’s coming next!
i also hate the word that…so ugly. happy tuesday
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It is now, a happy Tuesday, that is. Thank you!!!
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interwhirly! ha ha ha ha ha ha
(can you tell I proper chortled at that!)
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Yay! :o)
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Confidence is an attractive character trait.
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🤣 Hahahaha, is that what it’s called?
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it’s not quiet confidence, more of a robust confidence!
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Bwaaaahhhaaaahahaaahah, stop, hahahhhhh, pleeeeeeeze, hahahahahhhhaa, I can’t hahahooohahaheh,breeeeeeeeeeeethe hahhhhhhaaaahahahoooohooooooooo …
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Bigly so.
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Hahaha, bigly is right! 😉
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Hahaha😄
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Thanks :o)
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Nice :)
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Thanks :o)
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Slayyyyyy
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Yowza, thanks 🎊
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WOW :)
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yippee 🎉
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You know, if you had chosen that title and added no words at all I would still have laughed all morning.
I bow to your eminenceness.
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I’m squinting. I’m smirking. I’m pleased with your laudation. Well done!
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I am truly blessed to be your follower, oh whirly one 🙏🏻
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Damn straight you are 👸🏻
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Whirly!!! Girl!!! You’ve been hacked! I swear 45 just posted a blog in your name. If it wasn’t him and it was you, you’re scaring me with your abilities to be him.
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Help me!!!🤥😬🤐
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Wow, I so nearly believed you. I was so for you, willing to cheer you on, vote for you, ready to chant your name from the very highest of roofs…. And then you went and spelt Humour, “Humor”!
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Oh, no, that was a typou. Really :o)
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This was so funny!!! haha
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Yay! Thank you :o)
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So awesome, in so many ways! :)
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Thanks! Mr. Trump is always good for a laugh, so where’s his sense of humor?
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Tremendousness…
Truly tremendousness…
😜
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I am, aren’t I? ;o)
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And humblenicity…
You forgot to extoll-bridge you’re humblenicity…
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🤦🏻♀️ D’oh!! Wait, is humblenicity good?
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When your as tremendousness as you am, you betcha…!
😁
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Okay, then, d’oh!!!!
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