: dumb jokes not named trump :

We’re in the middle of a very long, very unfunny stretch, so we need a good laugh. That’s the purpose of dumb jokes, you know, to cheer us up. Give us a reason to smile. They’re not supposed to mill around the White House and destroy civilization. To that end, voilà:


What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
……………………………….
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
……………………………….
What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner.
……………………………….
Why are ghosts bad liars?
You can see right through them.
……………………………….
Why did the math book look sad?
It had a lot of problems.
……………………………….
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
……………………………….
After being released a prisoner hollered, ‘I’m free! I’m free!’
A kid stopped him and said, ‘Big deal. I’m 4.’
……………………………….
What did 0 say to 8?
Hey, nice belt.
……………………………….
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.


There, do you feel better? You look better, years younger. Now, let’s all try to smile and make America beautiful again.

copyright © 2017 the whirly girl

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18 Responses to “: dumb jokes not named trump :”

  1. Kelly Welch

    Two of my all time favorite jokes are on this list :)

    “What did 0 say to 8?
    Hey, nice belt.”

    “What do you call a fish without an eye?
    A fsh.”

    Glad I am not the only one laughing.

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    • the whirly girl

      Dumb jokes are the best. My absolute favorites are knock-knock jokes. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you looketh tired. I heard that one on Everybody Loves Raymond and it still cracks me up :o)

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