: dumb jokes not named trump :

We’re in the middle of a very long, very unfunny stretch, so we need a good laugh. That’s the purpose of dumb jokes, you know, to cheer us up. Give us a reason to smile. They’re not supposed to mill around the White House and destroy civilization. To that end, voilà:


What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner.
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
You can see right through them.
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Why did the math book look sad?
It had a lot of problems.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
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After being released a prisoner hollered, ‘I’m free! I’m free!’
A kid stopped him and said, ‘Big deal. I’m 4.’
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What did 0 say to 8?
Hey, nice belt.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.


There, do you feel better? You look better, years younger. Now, let’s all try to smile and make America beautiful again.

copyright © 2017 the whirly girl

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24 Responses to “: dumb jokes not named trump :”

  1. Laima Mikelsone

    Dumb jokes are my favorite jokes! :D Put a smile on my face this morning – thank you! :)

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  2. Kelly Welch

    Two of my all time favorite jokes are on this list :)

    “What did 0 say to 8?
    Hey, nice belt.”

    “What do you call a fish without an eye?
    A fsh.”

    Glad I am not the only one laughing.

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    • the whirly girl

      Dumb jokes are the best. My absolute favorites are knock-knock jokes. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you looketh tired. I heard that one on Everybody Loves Raymond and it still cracks me up :o)

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