We’re in the middle of a very long, very unfunny stretch, so we need a good laugh. That’s the purpose of dumb jokes, you know, to cheer us up. Give us a reason to smile. They’re not supposed to mill around the White House and destroy civilization. To that end, voilà:
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner.
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
You can see right through them.
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Why did the math book look sad?
It had a lot of problems.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
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After being released a prisoner hollered, ‘I’m free! I’m free!’
A kid stopped him and said, ‘Big deal. I’m 4.’
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What did 0 say to 8?
Hey, nice belt.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
There, do you feel better? You look better, years younger. Now, let’s all try to smile and make America beautiful again.
copyright © 2017 the whirly girl
the whirly girl 
24 responses to “: dumb jokes not named trump :”
“What did 0 say to 8?
Hey, nice belt.”
That heals…………
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Funny always does :o)
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😑…. Weirdly humourous
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Thanks, that’s my specialty :o)
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Please keep that up! Looking forward to read you more.
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Will do!
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I do feel better. Odd that!
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Then my work is done! Let me know when you need a refill 🍭
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Always. My cup never runs over.
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You’re terrific! You know that?
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You are so right. What the world needs is far more jokes, and far more dumb jokes… I can understand them then.
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Dumb jokes are the best. My absolute favorites are knock-knock jokes. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you looketh tired. I heard that one on Everybody Loves Raymond and it still cracks me up :o)
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Thanks a mil for those. I’m a huge fan of dumb jokes. lol
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Welcome to my world!
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Two of my all time favorite jokes are on this list :)
“What did 0 say to 8?
Hey, nice belt.”
“What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.”
Glad I am not the only one laughing.
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You just can’t beat a good math joke! And fish? They’re flipping hilarious :o)
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So this is awesome. Thank you! Lol
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So are you!😉
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Dumb jokes are my favorite jokes! :D Put a smile on my face this morning – thank you! :)
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Mine, too. And you’re very welcome!
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Sending them to my daughter. She would love love love them (as did I).
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Yay! :o)
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This gave me a much-needed chuckle, thank you! x
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It’s my pleasure! Thanks for dropping by :o)
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