“I yam what I yam, and that’s all what I yam.”
— Popeye the Sailorman
The dude was a flipping philosopher. And he was right on the money, too; we are what we are. So, after a lifetime as a square peg and a sore thumb, I’ve decided to accept my quirks and move on. What other choice is there? Lobotomy? De-programming? Thanks, but no.
When you think about it, freethinking is pretty gutsy conduct, you know? The path of least resistance is a guaranteed cakewalk, just fall into step and follow the crowd. Any idiot can do that. Going against the tide, though, that takes a certain amount of courage. Veering off on your own and flying against convention is to risk failure. But you’re also flirting with the possibility of discovery and wonder and achievement. How thrilling is that?
Throughout history, the world has been blessed with an abundance of weirdos. Einstein picked cigarette butts off sidewalks and put the tobacco in his pipe. Nikola Tesla refused to touch anything round and required exactly 18 napkins, arranged in three stacks of six, at each meal. Pythagoras, he of mathematics fame, started a religion based on two core principles: souls are reincarnated and beans are evil. All beans, no exceptions. Michelangelo rarely bathed and often slept fully dressed — including his shoes.
Heck, every field of endeavor in every corner of the world has a unique assortment of oddballs: Salvador Dali, Steve Jobs, Oscar Wilde, Copernicus, Adrian Monk. Their contributions are priceless and their numbers are legion.
So, go ahead, slap a label on me — misfit, eccentric, screwball, wack job, crackpot — I‘ll bear it proudly. We all should. The truth is, we weren’t left behind by a society of smarter, more capable people, we simply chose to step aside and go our own way. Different is good in this fractured, divisive world.
Come on, let’s hear it for the truculent.
copyright © 2017 the whirly girl
17 responses to “: popeye was right :”
I love love love this!
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Yay! Thank you 😘
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I consider you genius. Sometimes even comic genius.
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😆 Bwaaaaahaaahaaaaaha. I’d settle for functional, but your version sounds better. Until I actually say something and prove I’m a dope :o)
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Oooo … truculent … that is going to be my new favourite word! Love the post. :)
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Aw, thanks! I love the comment, so we’re even :o)
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Sounds like a fifth novel to the Divergent series. Beautiful and so true. I am proud to be truculent. I would love to use this for a short story idea, may I?
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You should be proud, truculent is a very good thing. And if you can find a story in there, go for it :o)
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Thank you so much.
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Where do I sign up for the truculent troop?
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Haha, aka the awkward squad! Nice post – if that doesn’t too, er, nice …
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That’s the optimum level of nice.
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Oh, I signed you up first thing.
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Beautifully written!
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Woohoo! Once every six or seven years I get a genuine, bona fide idea, I’m so thrilled you liked it. Thank you :o)
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You’re welcome :D
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Would like if you could follow my blog!
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