: the truly incredible sideshow don :

By incredible, I mean unbelievable. And, by unbelievable, I mean preposterous. The dude — and I want proof a Y chromosome exists in that womanly, full-figured body — has the weighty gravitas of an infomercial pitchman. When he speaks, caveat emptor becomes the all-inclusive caveat mankind. Donald Trump is a liar, flagrant and pathological.

What’s confounding is why anyone, let alone a figure as vigorously scrutinized as a U. S. president, makes such absurd, easily disproven claims. Lucid human beings don’t court humiliation. We don’t enjoy being disgraced and exposed as a fraud. Ridicule is harrowing to all but the president, apparently.

Well, president, heh. Sideshow Don is nothing close to presidential in temperament or bearing or demeanor. He is, instead, the butt of jokes, a worldwide laughingstock who simply refuses to stop setting himself up for mockery. According to Trump’s recent tweet, Time magazine was ‘PROBABLY’ going to name him Man of the Year again, but he’d have to agree to a photo shoot and an interview — so he ‘took a pass.’ Sure he did.

Time quickly responded with a tweet of their own stating Mr. Trump was ‘incorrect.’ In plainer English, Mr. Trump was lying.

The magazine contacted me, though. I’m being named Goddess of the Ages for the umpteenth year in a row. I’m also being awarded a Nobel in Literature and a MacArthur ‘Genius’ grant. Gosh, before I commit I’ll need to check my calendar. Stand by.

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2 responses to “: the truly incredible sideshow don :”

  1. I wish you had been with us after dinner on Saturday. I fell into the trap of saying that I couldn’t understand why anyone would take any notice of Donald Trump. That was met with looks that politely accepted my ignorance and a pitying remark pointing out that he is the President of the United States. I would have come back at my fellow diners but I could see I was boring them. And they are my friends, after all.

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    1. I’m trying so, so, so hard to keep my mouth shut, but oy! I remind myself he’s just the frontman, the real villains are the Senate and the House of Representatives. When asked what I was thankful at Thanksgiving, my answer was Robert Mueller. Nert nert nert :o)


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