Well, this is embarrassing. I’ve lost my bearings.
As I went skipping off on the way to Funny a wicked, fearsome storm blew in. The sky turned black, the wind howled, and a bolt of self-discovery knocked out my guidance system. All my instruments — compass, coordinates, brain stem — bzzzzt, fried. So where does that leave me? No idea. Nothing looks familiar and I’m not laughing, so, nope, this isn’t Funny. This is Lost.
Please bear with me.
I’ve a woeful sense of direction, so I’m asking everyone to be on the lookout. If you see a dazed and disoriented woman in shorts and t-shirt, tennis shoes and earbuds, that’s me. If you’d be kind enough to point me in the right direction, I’ll just be on my way. Or, better yet, call me a cab. My navigation is still very iffy.
Thank you. More news will become available as communication is restored. Um, maybe.
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20 responses to “: uh-oh, i’ve lost my way :”
I remember getting lost at an amusment park😂 i was scared to death…But things got well…anyways best of luck to you 😇
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Aw, thanks. I think I found the correct path, so keep your fingers crossed :o)
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My own sense of direction is so bad that I refuse to give anyone else directions! ;)
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I’m so clearly lost, no one’s ever asked for directions. My going in circles is probably a tip off … 👣
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Ah well, bad direction-finding gives rise to good writing, as if evident from your post! :)
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Right back at you 🙃
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“If you see a dazed and disoriented woman in shorts and t-shirt, tennis shoes and earbuds, that’s me. ”
I’m sorry, but those are a dime a dozen, around here…
Could you be a little more specific…?
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Oh, boy, let’s see. Remember Alfred E. Newman, the ‘What, me worry?’ guy from MAD magazine? He could be my brother. I’m still on the loose, by the way :o\
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All I can hear in my brain is ABBA singing S.O.S.
If you dance and sing that song (like in Mama Mia) somehow I think you will find funny again. Or at least a good guffaw.
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I did and you’re right, I had a hearty chuckle. Leave it to you to know the perfect solution❣️ Thank you :o)
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Oh no!! Haha. I remember once in middle school, I was trying out for soccer and we had to jog around the neighborhood but we all got totally lost. The hilarious thing was.. I was the one who’s lived there the longest. Most of the others were newcomers who moved in for middle school and high school. So they were like, “Who isn’t new here?” and that was me but I could not help them. Darned if I knew where the heck we were xD
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I know that sensation and it’s embarrassing. I try to pretend I’m new to everything and everyone and every place. No one buys it :o/
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Reaching out here…grab my hand. Only thing is my sense of direction is usually lame 😒
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You always know exactly what to say❣️ Holler if I start squeezing too hard.
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I’ve gotten lost in my childhood neighborhood…when I was still living there. So I guess you could call this relatable content. Good luck with your way back. :)
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Thanks❣️ I wish life came with maps.
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Well now, what you refer to above seems like an interesting predicament to be in.
In order to adequately respond, I feel it necessary to hear a little bit more about what is going on in your current situation.
I will await your convenient response,
Yours in Inquiry,
Robert
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Damned if I know what’s going on. But when I finally figure it out, you’ll be among the first to know. I promise. Stay tuned 🙃
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Or, it could simply dissipate as swiftly and silently as it arose…😎
R
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I wish, but I’m nowhere near that lucky 😬
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