Hello, eh?
You Canadians are sensible people, right? You’re bright, well-mannered, helpful, a perfect neighbor. So would you do us all a big favor and invade America? Seriously, send your armed forces and save us from the bloated misfit in the White House (located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC 20500 — you can’t miss it). We’d really appreciate your assistance.
Come on, you’ve dealt with that blowhard. You know he’s nuts. He goes around scaring me and everyone else with his wild ranting and unhinged threats and trashy friends. The guy is not only a danger to society, he’s ruining the country.
America used to be a nice place, remember? Sure, we had our problems, but we were decent folks doing our best to get by. We got along with people. We had allies. Then Sideshow Don colluded with the Russians, the election was hacked, and, well, you know the rest. It’s been nothing but disaster and chaos and disgrace after disgrace after disgrace ever since.
Trump is either repealing thoughtful policies and / or looting the place, those are his only two strategies. We’re now, for all intents and purposes, his own personal country club, where he decides who is worthy and who isn’t. Pfft, like he’d know. Without swift and effective intervention, Trump is on course to bankrupt the U.S., morally and financially, drive us to the brink of civil war, and then skip away scot-free. The damage will take decades, maybe centuries, to repair.
Please, Canada, I’m begging you, send your Army Guys.
Sincerely yours,
the whirly girl
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the whirly girl 
27 responses to “: dear canada :”
Nice thoughts penned down..
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My deepest condolences for your suffering but on the bright side whoever is elected next will (hopefully) be better than a glorified talking orange?
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Thank you❗️ When you think about it, almost anyone would be an improvement. Homer Simpson, for instance, Bozo the Clown, a Muppet, anyone :o)
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Totally Agreed👍..ah! BARACK OBAMA was such a great leader…
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Oh, how I miss the dignity and intelligence of competence. Obama was an assuring presence; Trump’s a ticking time bomb. I live in crash position :o/
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May God have mercy on this world😕
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I’ll second that‼️
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Man I remember when I used to be proud at being able to call myself an American and now I’m like, “Hey Canada, please prepare my safe house.” Haha it’s not Canada’s problem or responsibility to intervene in our affairs so I feel bad trying to even drag them into this MESS AND TOTAL CHAOS but I will take anything we can get!
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Amen!
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The Canadians (I am one!) have invaded before – and won – so it can be done!
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Okay, good, I’ll meet you at the border. Maybe you and I are all we need? The dude’s got those awful bone spurs, so he won’t put up much of a fight 🙂
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I want to go to there 🇨🇦
at least till He goes away.
I’ve always wanted to visit Vancouver :)
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And Montreal. Can we go there, too? Huh? Can we? Please? Can we? Can we? 🛫
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Just between you and me, our “army guys” were in charge of Trumps safety while he was here. Believe me when I tell you I’m pretty sure if asked they would have looked the other way if something had come the flying through t he air at Trump. You know, a shoe lace can come undone at the most inopportune time.
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Well, also between you and me, shoelaces deserve more attention than does Mr. Trump. They’re important and necessary. Mr. Trump deserves, um, medication? Next time you see Trudeau tell him I applaud his restraint. Then come and get me, you lucky Canadian 😉
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Unbelievable. I am stunned he can get away with so much… I hope he’s the final dying scream of the Patriarchy before it combusts
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I’m so with you. Thank you for giving me a ray of hope 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🙂
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Right on!!
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😘
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I’m a big time Trump supporter.
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And … ?
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I would say move there, it would be much more interesting.
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See? That’s the only fly in the ointment. I could not survive a winter any farther north than I already am. Other than that little detail, I’m with you 110% 🙃
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Just remember…you are still a democracy…you just have to wait a bit and you can vote people out. But you have to make sure enough people agree with you. And if they don’t agree with you…well…people get what they vote for and there will be a reason that they voted for something that doesn’t seem to make sense.
Of course, if they do do it again…just go ahead and get the Mounties in….they’re royal and that means they’re simply not allowed to like republicans…I think…
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I doubt If I’ll ever trust an election again. All the gerrymadering and voter i.d. shenanigans and hacking, oy. Where, oh where, is Dudley Dooright?
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I agree. To hell with it, let’s just become southern Canada. I like Trudeau.
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Let’s do. Trudeau seems so rational and stable. I truly miss having a trustworthy person in charge 🤭
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