Author? pfft. I mostly write checks, shopping lists, emails, that type of stuff. Once in a while I’ll bang out a half-assed post for my little blog here and I do have an assortment of pens and pencils if that means anything. Paper, too. But, no, I’m not an author.
I’m the whirly girl, a former copywriter / producer in advertising. I’m also a college-drop-out, a round peg in a square hole, completely nearsighted, and a hypochondriac. But wait, there’s more: I lack any sense of fashion and every day is a bad hair day. I like doing laundry, but loathe changing the bed.
To prevent inertia from becoming my lifestyle, I bike and swim and played tennis until I blew out my rotator. I shower daily and will leave the house only if I’m clean, dry, and in clothing that zips or snaps. I don’t appear publicly dressed in anything elastic-waisted. Or spandexed. Or rhinestoned. Or threatens to glitter.
Well, I’ve kept you long enough. Thanks for stopping and I hope you’re enjoying the sights. Rest assured your visit has brought great joy and celebration to the stats page.