: can I, please, can I? :
I’m a citizen. Not particularly upstanding or solid, but a citizen nevertheless, and I’m pretty sure that entitles me to certain benefits, such as life, liberty,…
: so much for being invisible :
There’s a school of thought that says women over the age of 50 become invisible to society. The theory being, when a woman’s looks start to…
: the secret to happiness :
It’s three simple words and I know what they are: give zero f*cks. Those words in that order will bring you maybe not joy, but something…
: this isn’t a trick or a treat :
It’s a nightmare. Last night, while the world slept peacefully in their beds, zillions of snowflakes got together and stormed out of the sky. By daylight,…
: surprise :
Funny story, a baked potato sparked my newest identity crisis. More surprising than the revelation itself was discovering a potato can trigger self-awareness. Isn’t that crazy?…
: i’m compensating :
Can you blame me? I’m struggling to survive here. You see, I met my annual Waterloo on Friday — the gruesome head-on collision with Fall and…
