bon mots

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{ French } bawn moh — a witty remark or comment; clever saying; witticism

 

♦ “Me fail English? That’s unpossible.” — Ralph Wiggum (The Simpsons)

♦ “Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” — Albert Einstein

♦ “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” — Earl Wilson

♦ “Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits.” — Elmer Fudd

♦ “How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” — Emo Philips

♦ “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” — Jim Carrey

♦ “Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.” — Robert Benchley

♦ “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.” — Helen Keller

♦ “Sometimes I feel my whole life has been one big rejection.” — Marilyn Monroe

♦ “Never put a sock in the toaster.” — Eddie Izzard

♦ “Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see.” — Arthur Schopenhauer

♦ “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” — Steve Martin

♦ “A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” — Steven Wright

♦ “Dooby, dooby, doo.” — Frank Sinatra

♦ “The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.” — Bennett Cerf

♦ “I yam what I yam, and that’s all what I yam.” — Popeye

♦ “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin

♦ “I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

♦ “A #2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere.” — Joyce Mayer

♦ “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” — Dr. Seuss

♦ “To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.” — Audrey Hepburn

♦ “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.” — Norman Vincent Peale

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15 Responses to “bon mots”

  1. Elspeth

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  2. Lisa Kane

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