{ French } bawn moh — a witty remark or comment; clever saying; witticism
♦ “Me fail English? That’s unpossible.” — Ralph Wiggum (The Simpsons)
♦ “Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” — Albert Einstein
♦ “An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.” — unknown
♦ “Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits.” — Elmer Fudd
♦ “How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” — Emo Philips
♦ “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” — Jim Carrey
♦ “Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.” — Robert Benchley
♦ “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.” — Helen Keller
♦ “Sometimes I feel my whole life has been one big rejection.” — Marilyn Monroe
♦ “Never put a sock in the toaster.” — Eddie Izzard
♦ “You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.” — Homer Simpson
♦ “Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see.” — Arthur Schopenhauer
♦ “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” — Steve Martin
♦ “A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” — Steven Wright
♦ “Dooby, dooby, doo.” — Frank Sinatra
♦ “The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.” — Bennett Cerf
♦ “I yam what I yam, and that’s all what I yam.” — Popeye
♦ “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin
♦ “I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
♦ “A #2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere.” — Joyce Mayer
♦ “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” — Dr. Seuss
♦ “To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.” — Audrey Hepburn
♦ “Tie your shoes, pack a good lunch, and remember we’re all in this together.” — Public school poster
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the whirly girl 
Oh geez, where am I? Once I read “pink underwear” I was hooked! We all must have of pair of those! It’s like when I borrowed my sister’s bewbs, got drunk and ran into my ex. After doing the crawl of shame out his door, I realized I forgot my sister’s bewbs in his bed! I had to call and leave a message asking for my sister’s silicone fillers back!
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Ha! What a great story. Please come back and tell more.
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Don’t tempt me with a good time!
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If only.
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lol, my life is full of these!
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Keeps things interesting, doesn’t it?
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You’ve redeemed an otherwise miserable weekend, BD. This is the first time I’ve smiled in days. Thanks, I owe you.
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Just read your FP post. Quoting Schopenhauer and Schwarzenegger in a single page? You had me at unpossible. Wild strawberries. Kudos.
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I know, I’m all over the place. Thanks and i’m glad I got you. Woohoo.
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What a beautiful blog I’ve stumbled across! Whilst browsing it I’ve swooned at the photos and giggled at the text. Excellent combination of feelings there.
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Mom? Is that you?
*thank you, Elspeth :o)
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Bon mots. Tasty little bites. Like petit fours but with a lower glycemic index.
“Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.”
–Mark Twain
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Mmm, glycemic index.
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