• Keep your wits about you at all times.
• Avoid fluids — beverages can and will shoot through nostrils.
• Apologize following loud, disruptive bwahaha outbursts.
• Think happy thoughts.
• Rinse and repeat.
• Member FDIC.
Warning: Side effects may include sudden lightheartedness and childish glee.
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