• Keep your wits about you.
• Avoid fluids — beverages will shoot through noses.
• Check teeth for food particles.
• Apologize following disruptive outbursts.
• Think happy thoughts.
• Rinse and repeat.
• Member FDIC.
Warning: Side effects can include mood changes, sudden lightheartedness, and childish glee.
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