: a glimmer :
Look what I found, practically under my nose: hope. Isn’t that a sight for sore eyes and a battered spirit? I hadn’t gone looking for it,…
: waiting for an idea to go by :
Sorry I’m late, but ideas aren’t like German trains; they don’t run on a strict schedule. What am I saying? Ideas don’t follow any stinking schedule,…
: don’t bother looking :
You’ll never find it. Not in here, anyway. That hour you lost last night is gone forever, poof. And, if I may be so bold, good…
: this ain’t cabin fever :
There’s no cabin involved. It’s just me and I’ve been trapped in hundreds of pounds of clothes since October. That’s a long time to be squatted…
: if I should die before I wake :
Good luck, because I haven’t prepared. There’s no last will and testament, no burial instructions, no poignant, heart-rending farewell, no nothing. It’s all loose ends and…
: I want a nobel :
Nominate me. The loser Norwegian Nobel Committee won’t let me nominate myself. I tried twice; once in 2017 and again in 2018. You know what they…
