: sock overboard :

Isn’t that a fantastic title? Well, it’s fantastic in the sense of fanciful or implausible, but not fabulous. Socks…

: dear canada :

Hello, eh? You Canadians are sensible people, right? You’re bright, well-mannered, helpful, a perfect neighbor. So would you do us all a big favor and invade America?…

: happy father’s day, mom :

Technically, I had a father. Sperm donor is a more accurate term, but it raises questions and requires explanation, so father it is. My parents, you…

: most prefer their head in the clouds :

Here again, I’m odd man out. I want my feet up there, in the clouds. As often as I can manage, I step out on the…

: wildered by prefixes :

During an image search the other day I came across an illustration entitled ‘vomit.’ I found that puzzling, since the keyword I’d used was ‘relocate.’ What the…

: uh-oh, i’ve lost my way :

Well, this is embarrassing. I’ve lost my bearings. As I went skipping off on the way to Funny a wicked, fearsome storm blew in. The sky…