: consider yourselves warned, buckos :
Over the course of my life, I’ve been propositioned, manhandled, flashed, molested, drugged, threatened, and harassed. By hormonal clods, such as the Supreme Court nominee. I…
: the trouble with vacations :
They end. Mine, in fact, should have ended weeks ago, but I didn’t have the heart to call it quits. The sun still shines; the shorts…
: a vacation request :
May I please be excused from my little website August 1 through August 31, 2018? It’s impossible, frankly, to overstate how much I enjoy sunshine and…
: pronoid at the wheel :
According to John Cleese, he of Monty Python fame, Sideshow Don is pronoid. Hmm, what is pronoid?, you wonder. Allow me to enlighten you. Pronoid is…
: watching the world go by :
I dropped a can of sliced peaches on my bare foot, the 15 oz. size. Sitting is what I do outside now in lieu of walking.…
: little miss fixit :
That’s me. I fix things. Not leaky pipes or broken carburetors, but bad moods and distress. That stuff takes the fun out of everything and replaces…
