: living preemptively :
If you listen to Benjamin Franklin, and who doesn’t?, the world offers two absolutes: death and taxes. Well, in my world, a third certainty exists. And…
: economic theory from a swimsuit model :
Way back when, before avarice controlled the world, people were kind and warmhearted. We need look no further for evidence than the field of medical research…
: happy father’s day, mom :
Technically, I have a father. Sperm donor is more suitable, but that term raises questions and requires some explaining, so father it is. My parents, you…
: I’m so fabulous, comments now open :
Never has there been a person who’s accomplished more, succeeded more, done more than I have. I’m actually more active than it’s possible for a human…
: feet don’t belong on the rocks :
Let’s start with the painfully obvious: this is the twenty-first century. Technology is so advanced and so astonishing, the average mind is blown on a regular…
: please, don’t mock the yo-yo :
Contrary to popular usage, yo-yo is not an epithet. The word should never be applied to stoopid or insane or unpredictable people, which is the…
