Tag: baseball
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: take me out to the jewelry store :
For the last couple of nights I’ve kept an eye on the World Series. Baseball is, after all, one of the great American pastimes, right up there with apple pie and mom. Although I’m American and partial to our national pastimes, that’s not why I watch. I watch because I like the Cardinals. When I […]
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: half-baked III :
Bikes have training wheels. Books have bookends. What do we have to keep us upright and in balance? Two spindly legs, that’s what. What we need are clothes with airbags. The savings in healthcare costs alone would be huge; the savings in pain and suffering would be huger. Broken bones and dislocations and physical therapy […]