The dog, bless her heart, isn’t terribly bright. She’s trusting, though, and that’s to her everlasting detriment. I sometimes use her naiveté for entertainment purposes: she’ll fall for anything. My newest and most ambitious scam to date is pretending to be Julia Child. Now, anyone who knows me — even a little — knows I … Continue reading : a bad, bad, terrible impression :
Tag: food
: if a bug drowns in your coffee, should you still drink it? :
Heck, you might as well, because ground coffee is already full of bug fragments and I’m not kidding. I wish I was, though. If you’re wondering how that’s possible, please, allow me to explain. I did a little research and discovered the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) makes allowances for a certain amount of … Continue reading : if a bug drowns in your coffee, should you still drink it? :
: something to chew on :
The human body is a fascinating apparatus, particularly the digestive system. It converts the food we eat into nutrients for energy, growth, and cell repair. But it’s a messy, skeevy process, one rarely discussed in polite conversation. Fortunately, I’m not polite and this isn’t conversation, it’s a monologue. There are actually two types of digestion: … Continue reading : something to chew on :
: you can bite me :
What? You look confused. It’s Grilled Cheese Day, dammit. Why aren’t you stuffing your face with warm, gooey cheese wrapped inside a toasty crunch? Look at the picture. No, look away. You’ll drool, short out the keyboar -- aw, crap. Well, grab a towel and wipe that up. Sorry, I should’ve waited until after lunch. There … Continue reading : you can bite me :
: all hail the rice krispies treat :
Sure, the occasion may lack the splendor of Christmas and the social prestige of Halloween, but it’s a heckuva lot snappier than Talk Like A Pirate Day (which is tomorrow, me hearties). That one’s just dopey. Today, is Rice Krispies Treat Day. Why hasn’t it caught on? Where are the Rice Krispies Treat Day cards … Continue reading : all hail the rice krispies treat :
: speaking of frozen :
Yippee, It’s TV Dinner Day! Or was. Last Thursday. The official observance is on September 10th and I missed it because I was too lazy to double-check the date -- I thought it was later in the month. If this was dinner it’d be burned to a crisp. Nevertheless, that won’t stop me from commemorating … Continue reading : speaking of frozen :
