: this isn’t a life, it’s an arcade game :

Whack-a-mole, that’s what it is. The second I get one catastrophe taken care of, boing, up pops another. Bigger. Meaner. And more destructive. This is monotonous, ladies and gentlemen. My arms are tired from the whacking and pounding. I need a break. Remember that second part-time job I got? The one that means I can … Continue reading : this isn’t a life, it’s an arcade game :