Tag: success
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: here’s a declaration of weakness :
I can’t stop the world from changing in ways I don’t like or leaving me in the dust as it marches past. There, short and to the point, a perfect way to admit you’re powerless. I am, you know, I’m powerless. See how easy it is? I didn’t waste time or money on elaborate preparations, […]
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: on the road to success :
It’s a popular destination, success is. Everyone’s in a big rush to get there, get unpacked, and start enjoying the swanky accommodations. And who can blame them? There’s a hot tub and room service, vibrating beds, everything. However, the road isn’t well-marked. Between construction detours and confusing road signs, folks tend to get lost. I […]
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: the most successful blog in history :
I truly believe I’ve done great things. So fabulous. I have better posts than anyone, really, really very popular posts. Did you see the crowd? The people love me; lots of them follow me. Many more than follow that overrated Meryl Streep. No blogger has accomplished what I have, but I’m fighting fake reality. What […]
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: resolutions for the underachiever :
Throughout our lifetimes, we’re offered many opportunities to fail. And you know me, I don’t skimp. I grabbed every single one — from giant flamers to dainty piffles — and gave it a fair shot. They mostly shot back, a phenomenon known as backfiring. Well, no more. Starting right here, right now, right out of the gate, […]
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: the road to success :
It’s a popular destination, success is. Everyone’s in a big damn hurry to get there, get unpacked, and start enjoying the swanky accommodations. Can you blame them? Of course not, there’s a hot tub and room service and everything. However, the road is not well-marked. Between all the distractions and construction detours, folks tend to […]