Tag: time
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: don’t bother looking :
You’ll never find it. Not in here, anyway. That hour you lost last night is gone forever, poof. And, if I may be so bold, good riddance to it. Who needs another stinking hour of dark and discouraging? Not I, said every person on the planet. Frankly, winter and its soul-sucking associate, gloom, overstay their […]
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: today I am rich :
Me. Rich. This is not a joke. I’ve amassed a big, fat, disgusting fortune by scrimping and saving whenever and wherever I could. With careful budgeting, cutting corners here, trimming spending there, and acting the tight-fisted miser, I managed to stash away quite a bundle. And now, today, I’m cashing in. I have an entire […]
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: goodbye daylight saving time :
Great, if we’re turning back the clocks, then I’ll fall back, too. I’ll return to an old trick I haven’t used in a while: the use of clever and hilarious quotations from clever, hilarious people. They’re hugely entertaining and require no effort on my part. Frankly, copying and pasting is about all I can manage […]
the whirly girl 