Tag: trump
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: ivanka sits in for whirly :
Hi! Due to other, more pressing, obligations, whirly needed to step away from her duties and asked me to fill in during her absence. So here I am, sitting and posing in all my cosmetic splendor. My experience and qualifications are impeccable, obviously, in every important aspect of life. Fashion, motherhood, politics, copyright infringement, self-promotion,…
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: economic theory from a swimsuit model :
Way back when, before avarice controlled the world, people were kind and warmhearted. We need look no further for evidence than the field of medical research and Jonas Salk, the guy who developed the first effective polio vaccine. His achievement was, by any standard, awesome. What elevates the accomplishment to mind-blowing is the fact he…
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: I’m so fabulous, comments now open :
Never has there been a person who’s accomplished more, succeeded more, done more than I have. I’m actually more active than it’s possible for a human to be. Because I’m not human. I’m superhuman. I’m super-duper human and I do things at a record-setting pace. Big, huge, incredibly great things. Believe me. I use tons…
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: deciphering the covfefe tweet :
A Fake News Investigation In an exclusive interview with the whirly girl, Donald Trump explained the circumstances surrounding his cryptic (and oddly foreshortened) twitter tirade in the wee small hours of last night. Here is his detailed account: ‘My babysitters told me, no more tweets. Stop the tweets. They demand to approve the tweets before…
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: please pardon our dust :
The United States is undergoing an implosion. Now under new, um, management, a complete demolition of the foundation is in progress. Reason, logic, and good judgment are quickly being replaced by vanity, self-interest, and corruption. So be careful where you step in your mad dash for an exit. Any exit. Although an unstable, twitchy individual…
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