Don’t go to work. Don’t do the dishes. Don’t lift a finger or move a muscle. Today, my friends, is a day we’ve dreamed of and longed for. It’s the genuine Lazy Day!
Seriously. August 10th has been officially sanctioned, designated, and appointed as such. Probably has something to do with these being dog days, what with summer and all. Does it matter? No, we have 24 glorious hours devoted to nothing but sloth and shiftlessness. So, go ahead wallow. Be a slug. That’s what today is for.
It’s your golden opportunity to be the feckless good-for-nothing you’ve always wanted. Come on, don’t think about it, just stop what you’re doi — is that the ice cream truck?
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Seriously? At last a day devoted to what I love! I should celebrate, but I just don’t have the energy.
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Hahaha, who does? Honestly, I did that one in my sleep. I really wish that happened more often.
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Everytime i decide to get up and make my day productive, Universe sends me some sign to all together dodge the idea. :P Thanks to you post! :)
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Any time. As long as I’m awake :o)
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LAZY!! That is what the winter is for! Have a lovely day.. c
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No, no, winter is for hiding. You have a lovely evening — and Little, too. I’m so relieved he’s hanging in.
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See ? your heart is not broken at all!
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No, he’s a happy, welcome distraction. In other news, gah :o(
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I feel like I’m the only one who is stressed out by being sedentary. It’d be very helpful actually if you could make an instructional post on how to be properly lazy. Thank you!
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Coming right up. Soon, anyway. Probably :o)
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Not today, for obvious reasons :P
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Hehehehe. Or this month.
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And what better day for this than our birthdays, right?
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I think it’s honorary.
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