• : watching the world go by :

    I dropped a can of peach slices on my bare foot, the 15 oz. size. Sitting is what I do outside now in lieu of walking. Who knew fruit was a health hazard? The can didn’t land…

    : dear canada :

    Hello, eh? You Canadians are sensible people, right? You’re bright, well-mannered, helpful, a perfect neighbor. So would you do us all a big favor and invade America?…