: mark me absent :
There will be no post today, seems I’ve misplaced my motivation. Oh, it’s around here somewhere, I just can’t lay my hands on any enthusiasm at…
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: walking and chewing gum, plus a farewell :
You know what? It’s not as hard as it looks. Seriously, I walked and chewed gum at the same damn time. And I’m here to tell the tale — uninjured, too. I’m not even…
: stepping on a crack :
Even at my advanced age I dart around cracks in the sidewalk. Not because I’m afraid I’ll trip, plummet to the pavement, fracture my skull, and…
: when a post stinks :
: the deathwatch beetle :
: resolutions for the underachiever :
: I brake for plastic bags :
: sister’s day :
That’s today, the first Sunday in August. On this occasion, we’re encouraged to celebrate the concept called sisterhood. It’s a murky notion, frankly, encompassing all varieties…
: the diva in your pocket :
Speaking of narcissists, if we were all as temperamental and high-strung as the smartphones we ferry around, the world would be unbearable. Nothing would get done.…
: on the road to success :
It’s a popular destination, success is. Everyone’s in a big rush to get there, get unpacked, and start enjoying the swanky accommodations. And who can blame…
: I have the most loyal people :
So loyal. I could post the tax code and still draw a yuuuuge crowd of adoring fans. They love me no matter what I do. Just…
