: pronoid at the wheel :
According to John Cleese, he of Monty Python fame, Sideshow Don is pronoid. Hmm, what is pronoid?, you wonder. Allow me to enlighten you. Pronoid is…
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: a vacation request :
May I please be excused from my little website August 1 through August 31, 2018? It’s impossible, frankly, to overstate how much I enjoy sunshine and the wearing of the shorts.…
: watching the world go by :
I dropped a can of sliced peaches on my bare foot, the 15 oz. size. Sitting is what I do outside now in lieu of walking.…
: how I spent Christmas night :
: back on the horse :
: all humor is based in sorrow :
: the great debate :
: little miss fixit :
That’s me. I fix things. Not leaky pipes or broken carburetors, but bad moods and distress. That stuff takes the fun out of everything and replaces…
: independence? we got your independence :
There, how’s that? We aren’t a bunch of lemmings. Most of us have spines and functioning brain stems. We’re rational and we’re lucid, we think for…
: that isn’t a car :
Don’t be fooled by appearances. That’s an oven. A 4-door, 5-passenger, all-wheel drive oven. The tires are what threw me, but it really does look like…
: eternal youth without the surgery :
Since the dawn of civilization, people have searched for the fountain of youth. Ponce de Leon did, Cindy Crawford did, but I’m the one who found…
