: hide and seek :
I’m hiding and I’m seeking and I’m the only one playing this stoopid game. I imagine you’re wondering what in the world I’m talking about, so…
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: a scientific breakthrough :
Gravity, boys and girls, is cumulative. I made this astonishing discovery last Saturday afternoon around 5:45 pm when I went swimming. Although, for the sake of accuracy, I should…
: pardon the Easter blasphemy :
Sure, saying I rose from the injured sounds sacrilegious, but it’s accurate. I caught my foot on a metal storm grate the other afternoon and went…
: how I spent Christmas night :
: back on the horse :
: all humor is based in sorrow :
: the great debate :
: add one to the smart column :
Holy cow, do I even have a Smart column? Where is it? I haven’t needed one for so long I’ve forgotten where I put it. Oh,…
: ideas rain down, too :
Just not good ones and certainly not yesterday. However, instead of being disgusted with the crappy weather, I decided to take full advantage and indulge in…
: you think you’re suffering? :
I gave up Coca-Cola for Lent. You heard me, Coke — that most refreshing of beverages. Am I: A. Crazy B. A martyr C. Seeking sainthood…
: I didn’t spring forward :
Heck, no. I bounded. I hurtled. I threw myself head first out of the gloom and straight into the middle of unbridled glee. And, somewhat miraculously,…
