: waiting for an idea to go by :
Sorry I’m late, but ideas aren’t like German trains; they don’t run on a strict schedule. What am I saying? Ideas don’t follow any stinking schedule,…
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: a glimmer :
Look what I found, practically under my nose: hope. Isn’t that a sight for sore eyes and a battered spirit? I hadn’t gone looking for it, either, not under drippy…
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: the annual fall panic :
Is there a name for the extreme fear of being cold? Yes, it’s called frigophobia and is a condition from which I suffer. I assure you, suffer is the appropriate word, as…
: don’t bother looking :
You’ll never find it. Not in here, anyway. That hour you lost last night is gone forever, poof. And, if I may be so bold, good…
: how I spent Christmas night :
: back on the horse :
: all humor is based in sorrow :
: the great debate :
: this ain’t cabin fever :
There’s no cabin involved. It’s just me and I’ve been trapped in hundreds of pounds of clothes since October. That’s a long time to be squatted…
: if I should die before I wake :
Good luck, because I haven’t prepared. There’s no last will and testament, no burial instructions, no poignant, heart-rending farewell, no nothing. It’s all loose ends and…
: I want a nobel :
Nominate me. The loser Norwegian Nobel Committee won’t let me nominate myself. I tried twice; once in 2017 and again in 2018. You know what they…
: today I am rich :
Me. Rich. This is not a joke. I’ve amassed a big, fat, disgusting fortune by scrimping and saving whenever and wherever I could. With careful budgeting,…
