• : how’s this for a national emergency? :

    It snowed. A whole stinking bunch. All day long, frozen white crap came hurtling out of a dreary gray sky. Every stoopid flake is still out there, too, all 10+ inches, screwing…

  • : the annual fall panic :

    Is there a name for the extreme fear of being cold? Yes, it’s called frigophobia and is a condition from which I suffer. I assure you, suffer is the appropriate word, as…