: fashion tips for the unfashionable :
Every morning is the same confrontation with the same dilemma: what am I going to wear? While a sheer delight to some, this conundrum is a…
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: the weight of the undone :
Do I look shorter? I feel shorter. And dog-tired. Not from working, but from shirking. I haven’t so much as lifted a finger lately. Therefore, I’m staring straight into a…
: the day the daisies didn’t wilt :
Let me tell you, it was no cause for rejoicing. I nearly took to my bed. Okay, that’s an exaggeration, although it was upsetting. Not unexpected,…
: how I spent Christmas night :
: back on the horse :
: all humor is based in sorrow :
: the great debate :
: consider yourselves warned, buckos :
Over the course of my life, I’ve been propositioned, manhandled, flashed, molested, drugged, threatened, and harassed. By hormonal clods, such as the Supreme Court nominee. I…
: the trouble with vacations :
They end. Mine, in fact, should have ended weeks ago, but I didn’t have the heart to call it quits. The sun still shines; the shorts…
: a vacation request :
May I please be excused from my little website August 1 through August 31, 2018? It’s impossible, frankly, to overstate how much I enjoy sunshine and…
: pronoid at the wheel :
According to John Cleese, he of Monty Python fame, Sideshow Don is pronoid. Hmm, what is pronoid?, you wonder. Allow me to enlighten you. Pronoid is…
