• : feel weak and defenseless? :

    Sure you do, everyone does from time to time, and I have a wonderfully potent antidote. It’s much better than those nasty old protein drinks, too, because it won’t make you…

  • : the truly incredible sideshow don :

    By incredible, I mean unbelievable. And, by unbelievable, I mean preposterous. The dude — and I want proof a Y chromosome exists in that womanly, full-figured body —…

    : booooooooooooo :

    There’s nothing spooky about Halloween Day. Creepy doesn’t happen during daylight hours. There aren’t any ghosts afoot, or bats on the wing, no hook hands hanging…